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Definitely not Windows (Win 11 parody)
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Hacker News | Sep 28, 2026 | jjbinx007
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Definitely Not WindowsThe operating system Microsoft definitely did not make. Clippy's visitor ledgerYour browser gets a random anonymous ID so Clippy can assign it a persistent visitor number. No name, email, password, or browser fingerprint is needed.
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