Welcome to the Medical Clinic at the Interplanetary Relay Station

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If you seek medical care elsewhere, go to B. Are you sure you won’t go into the clinic? The rash looks pretty serious, and you probably ought to go to C, but if you absolutely refuse to go to the clinic, go to Z and die a horrible, painful death.

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